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Why women do makeup on the bus

It’s a toss up between wanting to lose one eye or two.

Well if you’re looking for the real answer, that I can’t help you with. I don;t understand why women can’t get up ten minutes earlier to put their makeup on instead of having to risk looking embarrassed on a bus full of commuters.

I see so many ladies have a subtle look around the bus to see if anyone is watching (yes a whole lot of men in business suits can see you) and then they proceed to grab their mirrors and dangerous tools from their handbags.

To be honest, I can’t tell you that doing your makeup on the bus is going to be your best makeup day of the week. I’d hate to go to work having only mascaraed one eye since the mirror was so small I forgot to look over to the other.

And the amount of frustration of having to wait until the bus stops, to apply that perfect eyeliner line. I can only imagine the disaster when someone standing holding the pole extends their elbow into your eye shaping tools.

So let’s hear it, are you for or against the last minute bus makeup, or are there exceptions?

Don’t do it ladies, save yourself an eye.

– MMM

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About Me, My Motor Mouth

Welcome to My Motor Mouth

Hello MotorMouths!

I’ve been told in the past, and more often recently that I talk too much. It usually goes something like “stop talking”, “please can we have silence”, “shut up” or more directly “i feel sorry for your family”.

Yes it is true, I have issues. I admit, I’m not perfect but as much as I try, nothing will ever change it much to my family’s dismay.

As such, I’ve decided to write it out to whoever wants to listen.

So, if your mouth runs away from your brain at times, or all the time, we’ll get along just fine.

– MyMotorMouth

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Shopping Bare – Weekends without makeup

I noticed something today in the supermarket. There is a trend you can see amongst women. It can be seen most likely on a Sunday, and early, definitely before midday. If you’re there around this time you can catch em’ all. And I don’t mean the characters from the mobile Pokémon Go craze.

I mean, women wearing no makeup. It’s amazing, all the grocery stores and markets filled with women sporting their bare faces. And I say good on you!

Whilst I walk down the isle, an infrequent makeup wearer, one lady looked at me as if to say “oh do I look that bad” and turned away immediately. And I am secretly thinking “bet you don’t look like that during the week” and “yeah, now we are even ladies”.

So fellas, if you’ve got your eye on someone this could be one for you. If you’re not so good with the “is she wearing makeup or does she just apply it really well” look, perhaps you should casually bump into her shopping for the week’s groceries on a Sunday morning to check out the situation.

My question, is why don’t we do it more often? Who really cares what you look like shopping for groceries, unless your trying to impress Francesco who works behind the deli counter. And your not trying to pick up a potato. Although some days, I think i’d have a better chance than with some men.

That’s all from me, let me know your supermarket discoveries.

– MyMotorMouth

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