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Why women do makeup on the bus

It’s a toss up between wanting to lose one eye or two.

Well if you’re looking for the real answer, that I can’t help you with. I don;t understand why women can’t get up ten minutes earlier to put their makeup on instead of having to risk looking embarrassed on a bus full of commuters.

I see so many ladies have a subtle look around the bus to see if anyone is watching (yes a whole lot of men in business suits can see you) and then they proceed to grab their mirrors and dangerous tools from their handbags.

To be honest, I can’t tell you that doing your makeup on the bus is going to be your best makeup day of the week. I’d hate to go to work having only mascaraed one eye since the mirror was so small I forgot to look over to the other.

And the amount of frustration of having to wait until the bus stops, to apply that perfect eyeliner line. I can only imagine the disaster when someone standing holding the pole extends their elbow into your eye shaping tools.

So let’s hear it, are you for or against the last minute bus makeup, or are there exceptions?

Don’t do it ladies, save yourself an eye.

– MMM

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Skinny genes and why I rock them

I’ve never been interested in diets, food fads, super leaves and cutting out carbs.

This is probably because I was gifted with the skinny gene from birth. Although, I’ve had people tell me “it doesn’t last” so I guess I’ll let you know in  a few years time.

I know, you’re thinking I’ve got to be kidding and can I just shut up and go back to eating my bowl of carbs that I wipe up with carbs (spaghetti and garlic bread). Hear me out as it’s often a case of “we all want what we don’t have”. I’ve had strangers say to my face that I’m too skinny. One lady even proceeded to point at the conveyer belt in the supermarket and remark “that won’t fill you up” to a banana that I wanted to eat after my lunch that I hadn’t bought yet. And guys who tell me that if I worked out with them I could have an amazing body. That they know how much I should eat and how they would like to see me. Instead of just linking me the way I am.

Then you get it at work from girls and it’s sometimes just a look that makes you feel uncomfortable. Often saying “your so skinny” to someone can be on the same level as “you’re so fat”. I try to build more muscle and eat more because I’d love to have a butt and bigger boobs and amazing legs but my body just doesn’t run that way.

That’s why women shouldn’t judge each other, as they say when you point the finger there is always three pointing back at you.

-MMM

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